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*a fancy version of "A Hard Day's Night" plays and the camera shows John...in his bathtub...with his little toy boats*
John: Welcome to Bathtime with John Lennon starring me! John Lennon. *pauses* Well, who else is it gonna star?
Author: Get on with it, John.
John: Sure... Anyroad, last time we left off the "Sloop John L." was in serious trouble. The submarine, "The Fiendish Thingy" was after it. What will the "Sloop John L." do? Stay tuned to find out during part two of "Two Boats and a Bathtub".
*plugs his nose* Captain! Captain! We're takin' on water! I never got to tell my iguana how much I loved her.
*unplugs his nose* Don't worry, son, we may just survive this whole ordeal with a little faith and fire powered rockets!
*plugs his nose* But the rest of the crew is dead!
*unplugs his nose* That's from a horrible disease called Milly-Mong-itis! WE will survive, son! Just have hope!
*plug* We're goin' down sir! Down to the dark, deep waters of the bathtub!
*unplug* NOO!
*goes underwater and talks but all that comes out is a bunch of bubbles. Comes back up* Sorry. I said, "I'm dying, Captain! I die with my ship! So long!" *goes back under and holds his breath*
Author: *after a long period of time* John? John, are you alright?
John: *flies back up* ARGH, Matey! We've taken over the "Sloop John L." It's captain and first mate are dead! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We'll rule the bathtub with the magnificent ship! Argh-argh-argh-argh-argh!
Author: Argh?
John: Yeah... S'what pirates say. "Argh."
Author: Oh...okay, go on.
Paul: *walks in* 'ey, John.
John: 'ey, Paul.
Paul: *while brushing his teeth* What are you doing, John?
John: Filming, now shuttup! We've taken over the ship and now we are free to do as we please!
Author: John?
John: Yeah?
Author: I thought they went down with their ship. How can the pirates rule it?
John: It's my story, isn't it? They can do what they want!
Author: Sure, thing, John...
Paul: 'ey, John we have food out there.
John: Really? Can I come?
Paul: Sure. Do you have swimming trunks on?
John *looks down* Yeah.
Paul: Why do you do that?
John: Ratings purposes.
Paul: Okay, well come out when yer ready.
John: What will happen to the pirates? Only time will tell! Tune in next time for... Bathtime with John Lennon! *jumps out of the bathtub and runs into the living room* Popcorn!!
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